Pumpkin Painting!

Sadly, we cannot display this pumpkin outdoors, because the paint will wash off, and we can't display it indoors, because when Chad sees it he remembers how much he likes painting and screams if we don't let him have his paint markers.  So where do we display it?  Right now it's hidden under the sink next to the recycle bin.  But everytime I toss a can or milk jug in there, I get to see this masterpiece.