Poor Natalie would like you to remember that no matter how bad you think your day is going, at least it didn't start off with your brother projectile vomiting all over your face and hair while you were sleeping.

Which brings up an interesting question: If you're home alone with two babies, and one has a mild to moderate amount of vomit on himself, and is screaming hysterically, while the other has a significantly greater amount of vomit on herself, but is somehow still asleep, which baby do you rush into the bath first?

Grad school didn't prepare me for these kinds of real world problems.

Theo is trying to be nice to her now, but she does not want to be his friend today.

That look on his face? Fear. He knows she is plotting her revenge, and when it comes, it won't be pretty. Sleep with one eye open, Theo.